OUR GROOMING EXPERTS
My best dance move: The Carlton
What I'm watching after work: The back of my eyelids
My weapon of choice: My charm or a prison shank
I wish they would bring back: Real muscle cars
I've always wanted to: Jump out of a plane
What I sing in the car: Biggie Smalls
I'm passionate about: Snowboarding
If I wouldn't get caught, I'd steal: Vail Resorts
I'm spending my first million dollars on: A Tesla and the International Anti-Poaching Foundation
I want to invent: Polarized contact lenses and a massage robot
My hometown: Colorado Springs, but Denver feels most like home
My weapon of choice: Kindness first. Sass second.
I'm passionate about: Music! I sing and play guitar/piano in a band.
My drink of choice: Whiskey
My hometown: Good ol' Greeley, Colorado. Can't you smell that smell? Nope, I'm used to it.
My best purchase ever: I splurged on this incredible pillow, like no one should ever pay as much as I did for a single pillow. But man, I've never slept better.
As a fictional character, I'd be: A head homicide detective. One with a whiskey problem that would always crack the case regardless of how hungover I was.
I wish they'd bring back: Wonderballs. The single greatest treat in the world; a small toy inside of a chocolate ball. Chocking hazard my ass.
You might see me: Breaking into random song and dance.
What I'm watching after work: The Walking Dead (my favorite!) or Disney movies with my daughter
I'm passionate about: My daughter, theater, loving life and the people in it!
The title of my biography would be: Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, "holy cow what a ride!"
I wish they'd bring back: SURGE!
+ MARY ANNE
DIRECTOR OF OPPORTUNITY, BARBER
BARBER, GROOMING LEAD
My superpower in life is: Sharing. Do you want half my cookie?
If I wouldn't get caught, I'd steal: A flamingo and make it my pet
I never get tired of: Buying boots
I wish they'd bring back: NSYNC
The title of my biography would be: Live, Love, and Learn
My hometown: Denver
What I sing in the car: Anything old-school hip hop and R&B
What I'm watching after work: Shark Tank , Forensic Files or Planet Earth
My favorite childhood memory: Living in Florida and swimming every day
Best game to play: Escape Room
My drink of choice is: Vino!
I want to invent: A robot that cleans up after my 1 year old
I never get tired of: Writing music & singing
OUR CHIEF EXPERIENCE OFFICERS
Hometown: Eagle River, Alaska
My weakness is: Anything with chocolate and salt
If I wouldn't get caught, I'd steal: A lifetime supply of Takis
What I'm watching after work: Law and Order: SVU. (I think I've watched all 400 episodes.)