OUR GROOMING EXPERTS
You might find me: Off-roading in our jeep I named "Tiny." (Let's just say I can hardly climb in it!)
My weakness is: Shoes!
If I wouldn't get caught, I'd steal: A Mango Orange Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat.
I've always wanted to: Try sky diving, deep sea fishing, and jeep the Rubicon Trail. Anything adventurous!
My hometown is: Hampton, IA. Two stop lights, one good time. :)
What I'm passionate about: Hair, dogs, and fitness.
My private jet is taking me to: A warm beach (doesn't matter which one).
I never get tired of: Caffeine.
I'd spend my first million dollars on: A big house, so I can save shelter dogs.
What I sing in the car: No Doubt.
My private jet is taking me to: Tuscany.
Three things I can't live without: Makeup, Victoria's Secret, and Italian food.
I want to invent: Nice try. I'm not letting you steal my invention.
If I wouldn't get caught, I'd steal: Probably close to 30 dogs
My weakness is: Anything with cream cheese involved
Three things I can't live without: My family, my friends, and my two kittens
The title of my biography would be: This is why we can't have nice things
I've always wanted to: Travel out of the Midwest
My weakness is: Ice cream.
What I'm watching after work: American Dad, Family Guy, or Conan.
Three things I can't live without: Humor, music, and my loved ones.
My favorite instrument is: The cowbell.
My private jet is taking me to: The Maldives, Bora Bora, Denmark, Ireland, Switzerland...(basically everywhere!).
My private jet is taking me to: Bora Bora.
My favorite childhood memory is: No bills.
My drink of choice is: Water or pineapple vodka.
What I sing in the car: Anything and everything!
As an animal, I'd be: A velociraptor.
I've always wanted to: Skydive!
My weapon of choice: Nunchucks or a machete. (It depends on what I'll need it for.)
My best purchase: My pressurized spray bottle (seriously, wait until you see it).
OUR CHIEF EXPERIENCE OFFICERS
My weakness: Chocolate
What I sing in the car: Anything Drake
What I'm watching after work: Grey’s Anatomy
My private Jet is taking me to: Bora Bora
You might see me: At Prairie Life Fitness
I never get tired of: Shopping
I've always wanted to: Go skydiving
Every person needs: A dog
My hometown: Brooklyn Park, Minnesota
My weakness: Honey!
I'm passionate about: Entomophagy (the consumption of insects) and entomology (the study of insects), and promoting both in the most artistic and unique ways possible
My private jet is taking me to: Brazil to photograph insects in the Amazon rainforest
As an animal, I'd be: A cockroach. I’d always survive. I'd be fast, and I’d be pretty. (There are such things as pretty cockroaches!)
I've always wanted to: Travel the world and be a macro photographer for National Geographic
My superpower is: An amazing memory of random and useless trivia.
What I'm watching after work: X-Files baby. And murder documentaries.
You might see me: Embarassing myself.
Three things I can't live without: My pets, my sunglasses, and cheese.
As a fictional character, I'd be: Fox Mulder, without the charisma.