OUR GROOMING EXPERTS
My hometown is: Hampton, IA. Two stop lights, one good time. :)
What I'm passionate about: Hair, dogs, and fitness.
My private jet is taking me to: A warm beach (doesn't matter which one).
I never get tired of: Caffeine.
I'd spend my first million dollars on: A big house, so I can save shelter dogs.
What I sing in the car: No Doubt.
My private jet is taking me to: Tuscany.
Three things I can't live without: Makeup, Victoria's Secret, and Italian food.
I want to invent: Nice try. I'm not letting you steal my invention.
My hometown is: Dennison, IA
What I sing in the car: Anything, as long as I know the words
What I'm watching after work: Grey's Anatomy
I'm using my first million dollars on: Vacation
As an animal, I'd be : My pommeranian (because she lives such a spoiled lifestyle)
If I wouldn't get caught, I'd steal: Probably close to 30 dogs
My weakness is: Anything with cream cheese involved
Three things I can't live without: My family, my friends, and my two kittens
The title of my biography would be: This is why we can't have nice things
I've always wanted to: Travel out of the Midwest
My weakness is: Ice cream.
What I'm watching after work: American Dad, Family Guy, or Conan.
Three things I can't live without: Humor, music, and my loved ones.
My favorite instrument is: The cowbell.
My private jet is taking me to: The Maldives, Bora Bora, Denmark, Ireland, Switzerland...(basically everywhere!).
My private jet is taking me to: Bora Bora.
My favorite childhood memory is: No bills.
My drink of choice is: Water or pineapple vodka.
What I sing in the car: Anything and everything!
What I sing in the car: Everything
My weapon of choice is: Sarcasm, when that fails, brass knuckles
You might see me: You might not
The title of my biography would be: "I swear I JUST had it" A mothers memoir
Best game to play: Catchphrase
Favorite utensil: Wooden spoon. My mom had many uses for it growning up
As an animal, I'd be: A velociraptor.
I've always wanted to: Skydive!
My weapon of choice: Nunchucks or a machete. (It depends on what I'll need it for.)
My best purchase: My pressurized spray bottle (seriously, wait until you see it).
My superpower in life is: Cutting Hair
My weakness: Snakes
My weapon of choice is: Flame Thrower
My favorite childhood memory: Riding in the combine with my dad
My favorite dance move: The worm
My hometown is: Sunnyside, Washington
What I sing in the car: Reggaeton
My favorite super hero is: Superman
Weapon of choice: Stright razor
My favorite drink: Mojitos
OUR CHIEF EXPERIENCE OFFICERS
My hometown: Brooklyn Park, Minnesota
My weakness: Honey!
I'm passionate about: Entomophagy (the consumption of insects) and entomology (the study of insects), and promoting both in the most artistic and unique ways possible
My private jet is taking me to: Brazil to photograph insects in the Amazon rainforest
As an animal, I'd be: A cockroach. I’d always survive. I'd be fast, and I’d be pretty. (There are such things as pretty cockroaches!)
I've always wanted to: Travel the world and be a macro photographer for National Geographic
My hometown: Creston, IA
My weakness: Chocolate Milk
What I'm watching after work: Star Trek
I'm using my first million dollars on: My next million dollars
Favorite superhero: Is the punisher a super hero?
My drink of choice is: Chocolate Milk
I want to invent: Something that improves the world
As an animal, I'd be: a duck? They can walk, swim AND fly!